DEVIL MONKEYS!

  
*sigh*. It's just so beautiful. Behold, the majesty of the Appalachian Mountains, in our own beloved USA! Filled with beautiful wildlife, like bears,
Elk,

   

And vicious evil monkeys. *sigh* just beautiful.
You weren't expecting that last one, were ya? I know I wouldn't have! I am writing this post at the request of my younger brother, and because I myself recently returned from a vacation at the smoky mountains, so I became inspired to write about the devil monkeys. While I did not have any encounters with these predatory primates ( much to my disappointment ), a few other people have.  These devilish monkeys are dog like monkeys that are extremely aggressive. It is would be a bad idea to pet one, unless you were seeking an amputation. Man, can you blame 'em? I know if a had a set of chompers like that I'd be tempted to chomp off a few fingers, whether I was a monkey or not! Hmm. that lasted sentence must've sounded a bit odd. Ah, well, honesty is the best policy. 
These 'lil cuties like to eat/attack livestock and pets. So keep your small hybrid dogs in your purses.
 Now, I'm sure you are wondering, " do these guys have a taste for people"? as a matter of fact, dear reader,  they do! What a good guesser you are! Now your thinking " well, they won't attack if I'm in my nice safe car, right?" WRONG!  Silly little reader, they LOVE those yummy crunchy cars! 
   "well, I'm safe if the car is moving, right"? WRONG AGAIN!  they will even attack moving cars! Isn't that just absolutely awesome?!
they stand from 3-8 feet tall, and are said to be able to leap 20 ft into the air! they are muscular, fast, and crazy. they leave three toe footprints and have been described as cat-like or kangaroo-like in movements. While most are described as having tails, every now and then you get a report about a tailless devil monkey.
Wow. These things are incredible. i can imagine what this horrifying monster looks like. I am picturing it right now:




















Yep, it's like they pulled that image right out of my mind.






And now, it's what you've all been waiting for..... drumroll please..... dumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdudmdum diddly
POW
THE BIG QUESTION: is it real?????
hmm. this is a toughie. Well, there aren't that many sightings, but it's not that unlikely! Chimps and other primates can be extremely vicious! some chimps have been known to attack humans and even eat each other. Maybe these devil monkey are some escaped primates from a zoo, or maybe they are an ancient species we just don't commonly see. Whatever the case may be for these big and hairy beasts, I don't expect to see one around my house any time soon.        *chuckle*.
Wait.
What is that thing looking at me through the window?
it's eyes are glowing.....
AAAAAAAAACK! IT JUST BROKE THROUGH THE WINDOW!
OH MY GOSH, IT'S RUNNING TOWARDS ME!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! IT'S GOT ME!
GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF! AAAAAAAAAAA, BAD DEVIL MONKEY, BAD!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
your blog writer and about-to-be-eaten-by-an-evil-monkey buddy,
Avigail