WHOA! THAT IS ONE GUY I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE OVER FOR DINNER!
I can imagine the whole scene in my head:
Mom: Thanks for joining us for dinner!
Wendigo: Thanks for having me! Would you mind passing me a leg?
Mom: We don't have any chicken legs!
Wendigo: I wasn't talking about a chicken leg, I was referring to those two (pointing)
Mom: you're pointing to my husband
Wendigo: I know
And from everything would go downhill from there! You see, wendigos eat human beings. That may not sound that shocking, as a lot of supernatural beings eat humans. What is special about a wendigo is that it started out as a regular human! Sounds impossible, right? how could something possibly go from this:
To this:
YUCK! Even the mask is gross!
wendigo psychosis is a condition in which the sufferer develops an insatiable desire to consume human flesh, even when there are other food sources available. Often when an Algonquin developed this psychosis, they believed they were literally turning into a wendigo. Gosh, what an awful thing to have happen to you! Really, when you think about it, its not too hard to develop this psychosis. all it takes is a placebo, or even an extreme case of cabin fever. If you truly believe that you need to eat human flesh, that you are turning into this abominable monster, you might actually become delusional and start eating other people. then another placebo comes in, where you become convinced that you are addicted to human flesh. Its all in your head!
You may not have noticed this, but I have written this whole blog post in the color red to symbolize blood. Just thought I'd mention that, for those who didn't notice. Anyway, It's time for.....drum roll please...... THE BIG QUESTION! Is it real?
Well, its debatable as to whether cannibalism will physically turn you into a monster, but I can easily believe that some depraved crazy person would take to dining on other human beings! so while you probably won't bump into a giant monster in the woods, You very well might run into a mental wendigo!
Your blog-writing-not-people-eating-buddy
Avigail
Great advice at the end there. Definitely worth bearing in mind.
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